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Wait, how am I already a member of such an exclusive social club?
Simply put, we’ll all be ghosts someday. You became a Member the day your life began.
Can I opt out?
Goodness, no! I’m afraid, once you were you, it was too late.
Is there even any benefit to this club at all?
Oddly, yes? All members will (someday soon but not yet) get a valuable 10% Lifetime membership discount. At this store only.